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The Green Room: Pierce Brosnan At it Again
Posted by Joshua W. Jackson on September 15, 2006 - 7:59am.

Pierce Brosnan may like his martinis shaken, but he prefers his water and air quality to be untampered with. As a Malibu homeowner, Brosnan's using his American license to demonstrate by leading a posse of famous friends in speaking out against the construction of a Liquefied Natural Gas Terminal off the coast of the rich California community. Our friends at Ecorazzi point out that such allies and residents as Ted Danson, Tom Hanks, former Bond girl Jane Seymour, and many more, make Malibu a hard target for industrial interests. Notorious Malibuian Mel Gibson, in the meantime, has been largely silent on the issue. It's rumored that he does have feelings about the proposed terminal; he just hasn't had enough to drink to run his mouth off about it.

Mourning for Croc Hunter Steve Irwin, killed by a stingray in the beginning of the month, may have taken a strange form off the coast of Australia. Conservationists have found a growing number of dead stingrays with tails removed. The tragic irony is that Irwin considered himself a conservationist and never would have advocated the murder of animals. Experts say that this may be the most senseless act of retaliation since 1994, when a handful of fans were rumored to have attacked a local pastry shop in response to the death of John Candy.

Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa, widely loved for his (quixotic?) quest to make L.A. America's greenest big city, faced a new challenge this week in his fight to bring the subway to the sea. Representative Jean Harman of Venice and Representative David Dreier of San Dimas, both allies of the mayor, demanded that expansion of the respective subway lines in the districts they represent become top priority for the city before westward expansion of the Red Line can continue. It's official, folks! There's no train too fast to be slowed down by a little political infighting. You might as well walk.

Sandra Oh, who shot to stardom after her role in Sideways and now stars in TV's Grey's Anatomy, appears to be one of the good guys. Yesterday TMZ featured photos of her taking out her recycling with her Toyota Prius in the background. She's not a real doctor, she just makes intelligent choices and works hard for a healthier planet.

At last week's Rainforest Action Network benefit attended by Whoopi Goldberg, Chris Noth, and John C. Reilly, the surprise musical guest turned out to be none other than Norah Jones—certainly better than the bongo-banging monkeys we predicted. On the other hand, some music enthusiasts say the chimps would have had better chances of remembering the words to their most famous song, which Jones did not do.



<em>Anonymous</em>'s picture
This appeared to be informative
by Anonymous on September 15, 2006 - 1:43pm
Until you took that cheap shot at Mel Gibson.  If this is supposed to be news, you should keep editorializations out of it; if it's an editorial , it should be clearly marked.
<em>jjackson</em>'s picture
It's neither an editorial nor a news report.
by jjackson on September 15, 2006 - 1:59pm

It is a weekly playful humor column on the enviro-doings and -undoings of celebrities.

Speaking of things that should be clearly marked, please sign in and let us all see you.

And, speaking of cheap shots, if you read the first sentence and thought you were reading "the news," you may want to reevaluate your morning read.

I kid, I kid. 


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afannomore
by Anonymous on September 15, 2006 - 2:56pm

     Never forget,  you get back what you give out.  Mel  Gibson made his mistake and you just made your's.  One day , I just know it,  I'll  pop on the "news" and REALLY be informed.  Journalism?  Does everyone out there really  want to be  "entertained" 24-7?

 


<em>jjackson</em>'s picture
Hmmm...
by jjackson on September 15, 2006 - 3:09pm

Look, I don't think it hurts to look at things from a lighter side every once in awhile. That's what this column is about. I'm sorry if you don't think it's funny. I try. 

But you haven't really sold me on your Mel comparison there... 


<em>Anonymous</em>'s picture
take it easy ok?
by Anonymous on September 15, 2006 - 3:15pm

we all think its funny

you don't have to answer everything some nut says just let her be crazy

or him 


<em>DaVinci</em>'s picture
Give Josh a break
by DaVinci on September 15, 2006 - 4:03pm
I too was highly critical of this column when it first came out, but have quickly become a fan!
<em>Anonymous</em>'s picture
humor?
by Anonymous on September 18, 2006 - 5:23pm

And how much did you have to drink to run your mouth off with this column Mr. Jackson?  Forgive me, I am following your lead in being humorous!  That makes it all better, doesn't it, saying "I'm just kidding"?

Why would anyone be "reporting" "rumors"?  If that's "playful" and humorous in your mind, you need to read up a bit.  Try starting with The Power of Nice, by Linda Kaplan Thaler and Robin Koval.  There's a few quotes by Jay Leno (someone who knows the meaning of humor) from which you might be able to learn something.


<em>peabody</em>'s picture
dude...
by peabody on September 19, 2006 - 8:17pm
whats with this guy?

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