Do I really want my child to stop watching television completely?

Did you turn off your TV? The five-year old shut ours down for the week

When should kids be allowed to watch television? Mr. and Mrs. Momster begin the battle

While there’s no truly “green” flat screen TV—the item itself is an example of conspicuous consumption—some options are better than others. While any techie will tell you the most important spec to look for is a high contrast ratio, there are a few planetary considerations you should keep in mind when looking to upgrade your television set.

Instead of going for the biggest screen possible, try a more conservative size that requires less power. Contrary to conventional television wisdom, you don’t actually need a bigger set to get a better picture with a flat screen—in fact, the technology assures such clarity and accuracy that a huge screens becomes superfluous. Most companies offer 15" or 20" screens, and the sharp pictures will more than make up for the smaller size.

My daughter is sitting in front of the TV. She’s quiet and entertained. I am able to finish my work. Why do I feel so guilty?

It was halfway through the second episode of Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. My hand, bearing a potato chip laden with French onion dip, stopped halfway to my mouth. Unless the show got cancelled, which I was hoping was unlikely (Who knew that Matthew Perry could so convincingly play a character other than Chandler?) I had at least 11 weeks left of sitting here on Monday nights. Then, of course, there's Lost on Wednesdays and The Office on Thursdays. And when does 24 start up again?

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Homer Simpson in prayer: “Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful. For the first time in my life everything is absolutely perfect the way it is. So here’s the deal: you freeze everything as it is and I won’t ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. [pause] OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me no sign. [pause] Thy will be done. [eats food]. “