Environmentally conscious beauty company Aveda has partnered with eco-fashion leader Project Alabama to unify Kirstin Dunst, Jessica Alba, Avril Lavigne, Susan Sarandon, Le Ann Rimes, Carmen Electra, Naomi Watts, and many, many others. The last time this much talent worked on one project was a surprise birthday party for Kevin Bacon, but how could any of them have said no to a fun project that raises money for the NRDC? Handbags for the Earth has the celebs autographing and decorating bags that are available for purchase on Ebay. The auction ends a week from today, so place your bid ASAP.

Because apparently non-Western medicinal and spiritual practices just aren’t trivialized and mocked enough, Paramount Pictures has given the green light to comedian Mike Meyers on a movie in which he’ll play an off-the-wall Indian spiritualist who goes by the name of "Guru Pitka" and focuses on meditation and chakra alignment. The character was originally introduced in a draft of the script for the second Austin Powers movie, but was dropped somewhere along the way. The good news? Maybe your coworkers will finally stop shouting, "Yeah, Baby! Shagariffic!" The bad news? Brace yourself for a world in which Apu’s accent sounds credible.