The real curiosity inside this dry, deadpan interview with former KGB chief Vladimir Kryuchkov at mosnews.com (just dig that full-on Soviet propaganda style masthead) has less to do with the subject matter—the famed intelligence agency’s knowledge and research into UFO’s, yeti, and a variety of other supernatural phenomena. Nor with the ex-KGB goon’s flat denial of any conclusive or substantive evidence that would once and for all confirm our suspicions that things are frankly and frighteningly quite weird. Such realpolitik is status quo: