Getting spooked by those walls above your bookshelf oozing with ectoplasm? You’re not alone—and you’ve got some company with the type of folks found on Page Six. According to both the austere Teen Today and the incredibly credulous MSNBC’s Scoop, Madonna hooked Gwyneth Paltrow and her family up with a Kabbalah Center rabbi cum exorcist to clear their home of “bad energy.” It’s just too bad that you’re probably not as close with Madonna as Ms. Paltrow so that she could do the same for you. (Maybe you should try practicing Ashtanga yoga…)

Actually, isn’t the entire phenomenon of fame, literally, haunting? With millions reading gossip and hearsay about your personal life? Who says ghosts need to be dead? Involving ourselves in a stranger’s personal life is just plain creepy.

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