By Jolia Allen
If you’re still under the illusion that you’re “cleaning” your house
with popular, off-the-shelf products, you may have inhaled too many
toxic fumes. In truth, these chemical cocktails contaminate your home,
your body, and your planet by emitting volatile organic compounds
(VOCs) that can have short and long term adverse health effects.
According to the EPA, concentrations of many VOCs are consistently (up
to ten times) higher indoors than outdoors. This spring, satisfy your
seasonal urge to purge by ditching your chemi-laden cleaners for these
homemade solutions pure enough to eat. They’re lighter on the planet
and your wallet!
I Can See Clearly Now Glass/Hard Surface Cleaner
For streak-free mirrors, cloudless windows and added shine on
other hard surfaces (like appliances or countertops), fill a spray
bottle with 2 teaspoons of white vinegar and 1 quart warm water, spray
surface with solution, and wipe clean with an old t-shirt or
pillowcase. The vinegar odor vanishes when dry.
Bleach Within Reach
While you’re probably familiar with the unpleasant side effects of
chlorine bleach such as eye and skin irritation, you might not know
that mixing bleach with cleaners containing ammonia or using it to
clean up urine can be deadly. These combos can create toxic gases and
an explosive called nitrogen trichloride — an ingredient in teargas. To
clean and deodorize your toilet bowl, sprinkle baking soda into the
bowl and drizzle with vinegar, then scrub with a toilet brush and
flush. For soiled fabrics, simply blot spots with lemon juice and allow
them to dry in the sun.
Better Leather Shoe Shine
Before you toss that banana peel into the compost pile, use it to
polish your leather shoes. Simply rub shoes with the inside of the
peel, then buff with an old sock.
Mr. Green Floor Cleaner
For a less-fluorescent-green cleaner for tile or linoleum floors, fill
your bucket with 1 cup vinegar mixed with 2 gallons hot water.
Unplugged Air Purifiers
Combat indoor air pollution by installing houseplants that breathe in
harmful toxins and exhale oxygen. The Boston fern absorbs formaldehyde
— a common indoor air pollutant off-gassed by furniture, building
materials and carpeting. Moving several spider plants into a freshly
painted room decreases levels of benzene, and the lady palm filters
more ammonia than any other houseplant. Other effective leafy air
filters include peace lilies, mums, daisies and English Ivy.
Raid Your Spice Rack Ant Repeller
Keep your home pest and pesticide free by roadblocking ant-traffic with a line of cayenne pepper or cinnamon.
Citrus-Ice Garbage Disposal Freshener
Feed your garbage disposal a few ice-cubes and a lemon or orange peel to freshen its breath and sharpen its blades.
Woody-Protection Furniture Polish
Environmental Health Perspectives reports prenatal exposure to
phthalates (found in furniture polish) can adversely affect male
reproductive development in humans. Protect your family and your
hardwood furniture by choosing a phthalate-free solution: 1 cup olive
oil combined with 1/2 cup lemon juice.
Fresh Air Fresheners
Conventional “air fresheners” don’t actually “freshen” indoor air; they
simply block your ability to smell by coating your nose-ways with an
oily film or by releasing a nerve-deadening agent. If you want to
overlap odious odors, use essential oils in a candle-lit oil warmer or
terracotta light ring, light an aromatic soy candle, or place a sachet
filled with dried lavender in the room.
— Jolia Sidona Allen


Interests: Indie Crafting, Art, Astronomy, Physics, History, Eco-Friendly, Computer Graphics, Sewing, Knitting, Drawing, Macrame, Painting, Spinning,Book Binding, Screenprinting, Electronics Tinkering, Web Design, Books about my interests, Coffee, Travel, Black Tea, Cooking, Corduroy, Wool Felt, Ribbons, Vintage Patches, Collecting Sanrio paraphernalia, Boondoggle, Zines
Inspiration: Carl Sagan, Jim Henson, and Tori Amos.