Actress Sienna Miller recently teamed up with Bollywood icon Amitabh Bachchan to spread the word about global warming in India. Miller said to her audience in Mumbai, "If each one of us does our bit, we will be helping to keep global warming from harming our countries." Ms. Miller's trip is an excellent thing for both the oft-tabloided starlet and the East; Sienna gets to feel like she's something beyond "the Jude Law thing," and the people she's speaking to get to assume she's that eco chick from Something About Mary.

Presidential hopeful and vegan/environmental activist Dennis Kucinich was hospitalized this week with a bad case of food poisoning and embarrassingly low poll numbers. Doctors monitoring his case believe the symptoms are a result of too many years of eating humble pie.

Non-presidential hopeful Al Gore said on Wednesday that humanity is in "a race" to save itself from the dangers presented by climate change. "I'm optimistic," he went on to say, "but we're losing this battle badly." Confused Gore followers were left wondering whether to run or fight, but ultimately walked away with the message that global warming is both a race and a battle, sort of like American Gladiators.

Leonardo DiCaprio and the new cable station Planet Green are teaming up to deliver a 13 part series called "Eco-Town," which will be about the green reconstruction of a small Kansas town that was devastated by a tornado. Hollywood insiders say the show was pitched as "An Inconvenient Truth meets Twister."