Television has finally come around to mass transit! Comedian Jimmy Kimmel has decided to broadcast a very special episode of his late night talk show from a public bus in Los Angeles. The bus will pick up guests along the way that may include Cameron Diaz, Geoffrey Rush, Sarah Silverman, and Carmen Electra. It's said that producers of the show won't even need to make arrangements with the L.A. transit authority because most of the busses in L.A. are empty anyway.

Biodiesel farmer and American music icon Willie Nelson will not be going to jail after his arrest for possesion of marijuana and hallucinogenic mushrooms. Apparently, the judge was so happy to reposses Willie's stash that Nelson got away with a fine for $1,024.00. No word on whether the substances in question were organic or factory farmed.

Rock star Sheryl Crow and environmental hero Laurie David squared off against Bush administration puppetmaster Karl Rove last Saturday. David and Crow approached the surly politico to discuss the possibility of Rove reconsidering the importance of global warming, but the pair were greeted with a nasty growl. Crow apparently retorted, "You can't talk to us like that, you work for us," to which Rove replied, "I work for the American people!" Crow and David then reminded Rove that they are, in fact American people. Their citizenship, of course, was immediately and mysteriously revoked following the encounter.

On Earth Day while millions around the nation rallied to reduce their carbon footprint, a humoungous Hummer was photographed in the executive parking lot of Fox studios. The monstrocity featured a license plate that read, "7 MPG." While many struggled to unveil the identity of the Mystery Eco-Villain, others believe that the undeniable evil and offensive smugness could only have come from one source.

The Second Annual Santa Monica Classic has been scheduled as a fundraiser for the outstanding environmental non-profit group Heal the Bay. Last year's race was attended by board member and extremely talented actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus. It remains unclear whether the former Seinfeld costar was running to raise awareness for her cause or to escape from Elaine.