Rx: Expand
Does your lover have monovision? Can't be troubled to put the seat down? Separate the recycling? The lightly narcisstic need your help to guide them toward expanded horizons. Kickstart their conscience and balance their impact with green miles that fund green energy from TerraPass. They'll be on their way to carbon neutral with just one dose, and might even start thinking about the kind of energy they are putting out.
"Men who help out with housework have better sex."
Jennifer,
Cock Ring