Diagnosis: Jaded
Rx: Entice
Jaded indifference is the technical term for those who don't bother feeling deeply anymore. Luckily, in many cases, this blasé exterior merely encases, but does not penetrate, a tender interior (for visual reference, experts cite the cross section of a Tootsie Pop). Sudden movements around the jaded may lead to unwanted breakage, so we recommend you use caution and approach your sweetie with organic chocolate. Lake Champlain Chocolates, which offers chocolate bars ($2.50-$3) and organic Fair Trade hot chocolate ($9). Serve warm and enjoy the softening process.
"Men who help out with housework have better sex."
Jennifer,
Cock Ring